This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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