It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
and she was petting her beer can
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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