YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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