What a fucking waste of an outfit
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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