People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So many bounce houses so little time
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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