Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm really busy with my period
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