marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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