SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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