Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
i think my cat just said my name.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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