We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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