This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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