is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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