dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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