i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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