So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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