the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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