it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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