you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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