I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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