he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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