It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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