in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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