the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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