Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
