You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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