I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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