just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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