I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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