John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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