Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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