i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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