Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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