I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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