Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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