I understand Curling. That high.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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