How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we should paint friendship bongs
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