The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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