so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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