awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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