I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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