I skipped work to stalk him.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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