just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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