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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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