i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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