he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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