No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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