I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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