and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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