Dual....:-)
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She's the barista slut.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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