no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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