when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He did a backflip because drugs
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