He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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