Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
