Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
